The Magic Power Of Vodka

2024 Author: Sebastian Paterson | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-16 13:47

But things turned out to be worse in the bedroom: on a jeweler's pouf in a cheeky pose, a third person collapsed, namely - an eerie-sized black cat with a glass of vodka in one paw and a fork on which he managed to pry a pickled mushroom in the other. " Bulgakov "The Master and Margarita") I don't know what the matter is, but our man sacredly and unquestioningly believes in the magical power of vodka: the most harmless in comparison with other alcoholic beverages, both relieves fatigue, reduces grief, and increases happiness, and Almost every disease I have, one way or another, I have heard that someone miraculously cured of it with the help of their native forty degrees. There is the same sacred conviction among animal owners: give a dog vodka to drink, and no ailment if a cat or a bitch won't take or give birth - give me some vodka - contractions will begin immediately,poison is eaten - vodka neutralizes any poison. So they drink the beast, how much in vain (provoking the nervous form of the plague, hitting the liver already damaged by toxins, burning the inflamed intestines). The only situation when a little (LITTLE: a teaspoon) of vodka with honey does not hurt is hypothermia (naturally, having already got into the heat, and not right on the street). Just about this, a colleague told me a funny story. In winter, in a terrible frost, she comes to a call ("My poodle is really bad! He is lying in bed."). The uncle, obviously drunk (out of grief or what?) Opened the door. The miniature poodle lay motionless on the sofa, did not react to the arrival of the doctor. On examination, it turned out that he did not react at all to any stimuli, his breathing was shallow, weak, and his pulse was threadlike and weak. -He is practically in a coma!What happened? When did it start? Then? - You see, doctor, we went for a walk. And what a frost today! He quickly did his business, and we - home. And, imagine, I forgot the key! You can't get into the apartment, stand on the site with the dog - the neighbors will swear, so we were in cold circles for three hours before the arrival of my wife and shook. But as in the song it is sung: "Pour a glass, Rose, because I'm from the cold!", Well, I took it so as not to get sick. And he poured him a little - prophylactically. Then he lay down.so as not to get sick. And he poured him a little - prophylactically. Then he lay down.so as not to get sick. And he poured him a little - prophylactically. Then he lay down.

- A little, how much? -Fifty grams, no more. -What are you doing ?! A non-drinker is enough to get drunk, and it weighs more than your poodle !!! He weighs no more than three kilograms! He has the strongest alcohol poisoning! Practically, alcoholic anesthesia, and a little more - and death! How can you not understand ?! -What about me? I wanted the best. My colleague put on an IV, carried out all the necessary detoxifying and resuscitation measures, the dog began to blink its eyes, trying to raise its head. A confused, poorly understanding (both from alcohol and from stress) owner was handed a huge list of appointments. Stupidly looking at him and listening to the last instructions of the doctor, he asked again: -I don’t understand, he was just drunk as an insole, or what? -Well, if this is clearer to you, then yes. -Yeah. So he'll sleep it offwill he feel bad? Will your head hurt? -Naturally. That is why I have prescribed medications for you. - Medicines … Yeah. So, maybe he should run off in the morning for a beer? No comments.